

I was about to eat a yogurt at work last week when I pulled open the label and saw another label inside the yogurt. Sick. So I didn't eat the yogurt. Instead I emailed Dannon to tell them that they suck and I'm never eating their yogurt ever again. But I guess finding a label in your yogurt is a big deal because they called me right back. I had to answer all these ridiculous questions. For example, "Did the label get in your mouth?" Um, no. Who would eat a label? Then they asked me if I still had the yogurt. I said I did but then I remembered that I had thrown it in the trash, so I had to dig it out of the trash and put it in the fridge at work.
Today I got a package in the mail that they sent me so that I can send them the yogurt. It contained all this stuff, even the styrofoam cooler which looks like it was intended for the secure transport of human organs. So tomorrow I have to call UPS to come pick up the 4oz defected week-old trash-infected yogurt in a foam cooler 20 times bigger than the yogurt itself.