I was walking home tonight when I heard somebody honking at me. I looked over and it was a bus and the bus driver was honking at me to see if I wanted a ride. I was just walking down the middle of the block, not at a bus stop, and he was driving really slow and waving at me. Then he put his hand up to his ear like a phone. I tried to ignore him but he was very persistent until finally the line of cars behind him started honking at him to go. It must have been my popped collar...
